Why men have no reason to be depressed

Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too disgusting.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People don't stare at your chest when you're talking to them, unless there is food on your shirt.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
You frequently get fed.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
People believe you when you give advice about computers or cars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is only $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You can buy clothes based entirely on what's on the size tag.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one color for all seasons.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can wear sandals no matter how your toe nails look.

No wonder men are happier!

By xorbit and netentity, last changed on December 21, 2007 // E-mail to a friend //